1: See Fifty Shades of Grey
2: Act out the worst scenes (basically every scene) of the film with your significant other
3: Have your phone out while performing these scenes
4: Accidently press your finger on the “record audio” option
5: Record the precise moment when you’re pretend whipping your significant other
6: Send said recording to your significant others parents.
Mistakes happen. We learn. We move on.